Why Obama Wants You to Turn On, Tune In, and Drop Out

Posted on September 4, 2010 by Robin

Bookworm Room, June 21, 2010

To:  American Citizens
From:  Your Government
Date:  Today

It has come to our attention that citizens on your side of the aisle (“WN’s”, aka Wing Nuts) are doing a lot of talking.  What in the world are you gabbing about?

Talk Radio, talking amongst yourselves, chatting on the Internet.   What is with you people?  Haven’t you ever heard of:   “Turn on, Tune in, and Drop Out?”

This government feels that all this talking is in direct violation of the First Amendment.  Regulations Czar Cass Sunstein is working out the details.

In the meantime,  your government is issuing the following directive regarding inappropriate conversation topics.    Because we are the most transparent government in the history of humankind, we will also include a comprehensive list of acceptable topics.

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4 Responses to Why Obama Wants You to Turn On, Tune In, and Drop Out

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  4. Old One says:
    September 8, 2010 at 3:15 am

    Nothing is more dangerous than a narcissist with power and Ovomit is a perfect clinical example of a truly deranged narcissist. This non-believer has taken up serious prayer. May God save our Republic, a republic foolishly delivered to a psycopath on November 8, 2008.